at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
