My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
