And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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