On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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