Quick, to the slutcave!
only if we run a train.
done.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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