Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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