So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I know her cup size but not her name....
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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