your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize
