haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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