This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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