David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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