Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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