she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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