doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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