ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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