were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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