So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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