Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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