I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
