White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I need water and some morals
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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