I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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