So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
last night I used snow as a chaser
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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