Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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