I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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