What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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