the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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