I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She told me I should be a condom model.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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