you guys were way drunker than both of me
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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