If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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