I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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