Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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