well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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