Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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