As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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