Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(301): View more from Maryland

I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.

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(214): View more from Texas

Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore

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(847): View more from Illinois

I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...

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(914): View more from New York

Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Okay, I just reached peak living alone

(603): View more from New Hampshire

I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off

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(206): View more from Washington

Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.

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