That's intense
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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