i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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