no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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