Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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