bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I need a beard to bite.
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