speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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