Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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