I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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