Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
tell me about the fingering
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