Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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