Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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