Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
