I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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