As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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