and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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