white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize