Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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