No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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